22:07

Я гений. Парадоксы - лишь прикрытье... (с)
ААА, какая прелесть.! Если у меня будет сыыыын.... ^^^
15.04.2012 в 17:52
Пишет  yourredtwin:

я тоже плачу :lol: у меня ведь тоже будет сын :lol:

15.04.2012 в 21:45
Пишет  Irina State:

Простите, я плачу. :lol:
15.04.2012 в 17:40
Пишет  зеленая змейка:

так и будет.

if my son is gay

son: mom... i'm gay
me: what was that?
son: i'm... gay
me: HA! KNEW IT!
son: wh...what?
husband: what's going on?
me: OUR SON'S GAY!
husband: oh god.
son: wait, is that okay?
husband: no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother...
me: ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?
son: i—
me: YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT
son: that's great mom bu—
me: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
husband: your mother has this thing about ga—
me: I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE
son: mom that really isn—
me: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GLEE? HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?
husband: shit
me: WHAT ABOUT X-MEN?
son: dad, what's going o—
me: WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS
husband: walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth—
me: YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS OR GIRLS AS LONG AS IF IT'S BOYS THEY'RE CUTE
son: i'm scared
husband: it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen
me: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG



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15.04.2012 в 22:25

It's just a cigarette. It'll soon be only ten. Honey... can't you trust me: when I want to stop - I can.
Рыдаю)))))
24.04.2012 в 20:11

Ты "не равно" - твоя память. Ты "равно" - твои мечты.
дададада!!! ;))

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